Je Suis Chee-See

Best. Day. Ever.

Mum: “I wonder if there is such things as zombies…”

I haven’t had to pour myself into going through pages of imgfave for inspiration for loving life and being happy for a couple months now.

this is good news :)

Tell me a fact about yourself people of the world :)

I DARE YOU

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Comical Answers Made By School Kids Posted By Me To Brighten The Nighttime:D :D :D

Q “What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?”

A “Unusual Names”

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Q “Name six animals which live specifically in the Arctic”

A “Two polar bears and 4 seals”

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Q  ”Assess Fashion PLC’s choice to locate its factory near Birmingham. Is Birmingham the right location for this type of business?”

A “No. People from Birmingham aren’t fashionable”

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Q “How does Romeo’s character develop throughout the play?”

A “It doesn’t, it’s just self, self, self all the way through”

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Q “Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?”

A “At the bottom”

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Q “State three drawbacks of hedgerow removal”

A “1. All the cows will escape

2. The cars will drive into the fields

3. There is nowhere to hide”

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Q “What is the meaning of the word ‘varicose’”

A “Close by”

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Q “What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?”

A “Mariah Carey”

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Q “What is a fibula?”

A “A little lie”

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Q “Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health”

A “You might walk into it”

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Q “Joanna works in an office. Her computer is a stand-alone system. What is a stand-alone computer system?”

A “It doesn’t come with a chair”

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Q “Where was Hadrien’s Wall built?”

A “Around Hadrien’s garden”

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Q “Expand 2(x+y)”

A “2(x+y)

2 ( x + y )

2  (  x  +  y  )

2    (    x    +    y    )”

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Q “The race of people known as Malays come from which country?”

A “Malaria”

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fuck miley's version, this wins.

thinkbeautiful:

harryfuckingpotter:

enfantmort:

I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express
With my scar and no family left
Welcome to the school of wizard love
Am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in a boat
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous!

My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious
Too much staring and I’m nervous
That’s when McGonnagall put on the Sorting Hat
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”

I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my wand up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away

Got caught flying all unwatched
Everybody’s looking at me now
Like “Who’s that dude who’s flying there?
Maybe he should play Quittich.”

Not so hard to find that dog, fluffy
It’s definately guarding something very secret
But all I see are it’s three heads
Thank god Hermione’s so clever!

My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda scared now
Too much drooling and I’m running
That’s when that Mr. Filch almost caught us there
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety

So, I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my want up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.

Feel like finding that red stone (that red stone)
Through the Devil’s Snare tonight (Snare tonight)
Find the key that fits the door (fits the door)
Ron beats Wizard Chess and I feel alright!
So I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Quirrel’s two heads like yeah
Sorcerer’s Stone like yeah
I got my wand up
Look in the mirror
I know I have the rock right here.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!

(via floaters | kateyohshiiit | vaporeon)

AND VOLDEMORT GOES AWAAAAY